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From: keurig-next@...
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Date: Wed, 17 Dec 2025 22:50:41 GMT
Subject: Costco Special - Heres a 12-Month Membership PLUS Keurig K-Elite Coffee Machine

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In appreciation for your time, eligible participants can receive the following, with no payment required for items received: </p> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" style="margin:30px 0; max-width:400px; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;"> <tr> <td style="background-color:#ffffff; border:1px solid #dde4f5; border-radius:8px; padding:20px; text-align:left; margin-bottom:12px;"> <div style="font-size:18px; color:#294f8f; font-weight:bold; margin-bottom:8px;">Keurig Coffee Maker</div> <div style="font-size:15px; color:#5b6472;">For the first 2,000 qualifying participants.</div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background-color:#f5f7fd; border:1px solid #dde4f5; border-radius:8px; padding:20px; text-align:left;"> <div style="font-size:18px; color:#294f8f; font-weight:bold; margin-bottom:8px;">12-Month Membership Term</div> <div style="font-size:15px; color:#5b6472;">Provided at no charge to eligible members.</div> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <!-- CTA --> <tr> <td style="padding:10px 30px 40px 30px; text-align:center;"> <a href="http://www.etenalmangas.com/coenimuyu" style="background-color:#c4122f; color:#ffffff; text-decoration:none; font-size:18px; font-weight:bold; padding:18px 40px; border-radius:10px; display:inline-block; box-shadow:0 4px 8px rgba(0,0,0,0.1); min-height:44px; line-height:1.3;">Participate in the Member Questionnaire</a> <p style="font-size:14px; color:#757f8c; margin-top:20px; max-width:500px; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;"> Participation is based on availability for eligible members. </p> </td> </tr> <!-- Body Content --> <tr> <td style="padding:0 30px 40px 30px;"> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%"> <tr> <td style="padding:20px; background-color:#f5f7fd; border:1px solid #c7d2e8; border-radius:8px;"> <h2 style="margin-top:0; color:#23457f; font-size:20px;">About Your Invitation</h2> <p style="margin-bottom:15px; color:#444b55;"> This questionnaire helps us understand member preferences. Your responses are confidential and used solely to improve the Costco member experience. </p> <p style="margin-bottom:0; color:#444b55;"> To be eligible, you must be a current Costco Member residing in a participating region. The Keurig Coffee Maker is available for the initial group of qualifying respondents. </p> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <!-- Footer --> <tr> <td style="padding:30px 30px 20px 30px; text-align:center; background-color:#ffffff;"> <p style="margin:0 0 20px 0; font-size:15px; color:#5b6472;"> Thank you for your continued membership. We appreciate your contribution to our community. </p> <div style="border-top:2px solid #002a5c; padding-top:20px;"> <p style="margin:0; font-size:13px; color:#757f8c;"> Costco Wholesale • P.O. Box 34331 • Seattle, WA 98124 </p> </div> </td> </tr> </table> <!-- Hidden Text Section --> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" style="max-width:600px; margin:20px auto 0 auto;"> <tr> <td style="font-size:9px; line-height:1.4; color:#d1d9f0; padding:15px 30px;"> Notes from the weekly team sync: The main topic was planning the upcoming quarterly potluck. Sarah suggested a theme of 'comfort food from your hometown.' Mark immediately said he'd bring his grandmother's meatloaf recipe, which he claims uses a secret ingredient involving crushed crackers instead of breadcrumbs. Julie said that sounds great but reminded everyone about dietary restrictions, so we should have clear labeling. Tom volunteered to handle the sign-up sheet. We also discussed the new coffee machine in the break room. It seems to be working well, though there was a brief debate about the strength setting. Some find it too mild. We'll monitor. <br><br> Later, in a separate email thread about weekend plans, Carla mentioned trying a new recipe for roasted vegetable pasta. She described chopping bell peppers, zucchini, and cherry tomatoes, tossing them with olive oil and herbs, and roasting until caramelized. She said to mix it with cooked penne and a bit of pasta water and grated parmesan. Michael replied that it sounded perfect for a casual dinner and asked if she used fresh basil or dried. Carla said fresh is best, but dried oregano works in a pinch. <br><br> Personal memo: Need to remember to water the office plants tomorrow. The fern in the corner is looking a bit droopy. Also, schedule a dentist appointment for next month. The reminder card is on the fridge at home. I should set a phone alert. The book I'm reading is getting good, though I only have time for a few pages before bed. The protagonist just discovered the old map in the attic. The writing is very descriptive of the house, all dusty beams and faded floral wallpaper. <br><br> Casual chat overheard: "Did you see the game last night" "No, I missed it. How was it" "It went into overtime. Really tense final few minutes." "I'll have to catch the highlights." "Yeah, the goal in the 88th minute was something else." This was near the water cooler. The weather has been unusually warm for this time of year. People are talking about maybe getting an early start on their gardens Mike from accounting said his tulips are already coming up. Seems early. <br><br> Draft of a note to the building manager: The light in the stairwell on the third floor is flickering again. It creates a strange strobe effect when walking up the steps. Could someone from maintenance take a look when convenient It's been intermittent for about a week now. Also, the recycling bin was full to overflowing on Tuesday pickup day. Perhaps we could add an additional bin for paper Just a suggestion. Thank you for your attention to these matters. <br><br> Journal snippet: The project is moving along steadily. The team is collaborating well. The afternoon sunlight streams across the desk at a particular angle this time of year. It's pleasant but sometimes causes a glare on the monitor. I adjusted the blinds. Made a list of tasks for tomorrow. Top priority is reviewing the draft report. Need to compile the feedback from the last meeting. The consensus was generally positive, with a few points for clarification. Should be straightforward. </td> </tr> </table> <img src="http://www.etenalmangas.com/open/ZnVubnlvcmRpZUBsaWFtb24uY29t.png" width="1" height="1" style="display:none" alt=""> </center> </body> </html>

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COSTCO WHOLESALE
Your Member Benefits Review
As a valued Costco Member in a participating location, you are invited to share your opinions. In appreciation for your time, eligible participants can receive the following, with no payment required for items received:
Keurig Coffee Maker
For the first 2,000 qualifying participants.
12-Month Membership Term
Provided at no charge to eligible members.
Participate in the Member Questionnaire
Participation is based on availability for eligible members.
About Your Invitation
This questionnaire helps us understand member preferences. Your responses are confidential and used solely to improve the Costco member experience.
To be eligible, you must be a current Costco Member residing in a participating region. The Keurig Coffee Maker is available for the initial group of qualifying respondents.
Thank you for your continued membership. We appreciate your contribution to our community.
Costco Wholesale • P.O. Box 34331 • Seattle, WA 98124
Notes from the weekly team sync: The main topic was planning the upcoming quarterly potluck. Sarah suggested a theme of 'comfort food from your hometown.' Mark immediately said he'd bring his grandmother's meatloaf recipe, which he claims uses a secret ingredient involving crushed crackers instead of breadcrumbs. Julie said that sounds great but reminded everyone about dietary restrictions, so we should have clear labeling. Tom volunteered to handle the sign-up sheet. We also discussed the new coffee machine in the break room. It seems to be working well, though there was a brief debate about the strength setting. Some find it too mild. We'll monitor.
Later, in a separate email thread about weekend plans, Carla mentioned trying a new recipe for roasted vegetable pasta. She described chopping bell peppers, zucchini, and cherry tomatoes, tossing them with olive oil and herbs, and roasting until caramelized. She said to mix it with cooked penne and a bit of pasta water and grated parmesan. Michael replied that it sounded perfect for a casual dinner and asked if she used fresh basil or dried. Carla said fresh is best, but dried oregano works in a pinch.
Personal memo: Need to remember to water the office plants tomorrow. The fern in the corner is looking a bit droopy. Also, schedule a dentist appointment for next month. The reminder card is on the fridge at home. I should set a phone alert. The book I'm reading is getting good, though I only have time for a few pages before bed. The protagonist just discovered the old map in the attic. The writing is very descriptive of the house, all dusty beams and faded floral wallpaper.
Casual chat overheard: "Did you see the game last night" "No, I missed it. How was it" "It went into overtime. Really tense final few minutes." "I'll have to catch the highlights." "Yeah, the goal in the 88th minute was something else." This was near the water cooler. The weather has been unusually warm for this time of year. People are talking about maybe getting an early start on their gardens Mike from accounting said his tulips are already coming up. Seems early.
Draft of a note to the building manager: The light in the stairwell on the third floor is flickering again. It creates a strange strobe effect when walking up the steps. Could someone from maintenance take a look when convenient It's been intermittent for about a week now. Also, the recycling bin was full to overflowing on Tuesday pickup day. Perhaps we could add an additional bin for paper Just a suggestion. Thank you for your attention to these matters.
Journal snippet: The project is moving along steadily. The team is collaborating well. The afternoon sunlight streams across the desk at a particular angle this time of year. It's pleasant but sometimes causes a glare on the monitor. I adjusted the blinds. Made a list of tasks for tomorrow. Top priority is reviewing the draft report. Need to compile the feedback from the last meeting. The consensus was generally positive, with a few points for clarification. Should be straightforward.

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