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Date: Thu, 18 Dec 2025 11:08:16 GMT
Subject: From ACE: Complimentery 1OO.OO + 17O Piece Stanley Tool Set

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<html> <body style="margin:0; padding:0; background-color:#f5f5f5; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <div style="font-family:'Courier New', Courier, monospace; width:1px; line-height:0; overflow:hidden"> Project-Evergreen:#78910DEF The quarterly inventory audit for the garden center is now complete. All perennial stock has been verified and the new shipment of potting soil has been logged into the system. The seasonal display for lawn care equipment is scheduled for setup next Tuesday morning. Please ensure the promotional signage is printed and ready for the team lead's review by end of day Monday. We have received the updated safety data sheets for the new line of organic fertilizers. These documents must be filed both digitally in the shared drive and physically in the binder at the service desk. The regional manager's visit is confirme d for the following Thursday; a walkthrough of the paint department is planned. The special order for the commercial customer, reference PO-8823, is expected to arrive via freight on Friday afternoon. </div> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%" style="padding: 20px 0;"> <tr> <td align="center"> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="600" style="background-color:#ffffff; border:2px solid #1a1a1a; padding:20px;"> <tr> <td align="center" style="padding-bottom:20px; border-bottom:2px solid #cc2027;"> <div style="font-size:36px; font-weight:bold; letter-spacing:1px;"> <div style="color:#cc2027;"><span>A</span><span>C</span><span>E</span></div> <div style="color:#1a1a1a; margin-top:5px;">HARDWARE</div> </div> <div style="color:#1a1a1a; font-size:12px; margin-top:8px; letter-spacing:0.5px;">THE HELPFUL PLACE</div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:20px; font-size:15px; color:#333333; line-height:1.6;"> <p><strong>Member Profile:</strong> LOC-71XY-49BZ8H</p> <p><strong style="color:#cc2027;">Available Points:</strong> 1,432</p> <div style="border-left:4px solid #cc2027; 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margin:25px 0;"> <a href="http://www.jordankale.com/hijec" style="background-color:#1a1a1a; color:#ffffff; text-decoration:none; padding:16px 30px; border-radius:0; font-size:16px; font-weight:bold; display:inline-block; border:2px solid #cc2027;">C Iaim Your Recognition Now</a> </div> <p style="text-align:center; font-weight:bold;">Explore key departments for valuable opportunities:</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%" style="border-collapse:collapse;"> <tr style="background-color:#1a1a1a; color:#ffffff;"> <td style="padding:12px; border:1px solid #cccccc; text-align:left; font-weight:bold;">Department</td> <td style="padding:12px; border:1px solid #cccccc; text-align:left; font-weight:bold;">Featured Items</td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:12px; border:1px solid #cccccc;">Hardware Tools</td> <td style="padding:12px; border:1px solid #cccccc;">Wrenches, hammers, tape measures, and tool storage.</td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:12px; border:1px solid #cccccc;">Lawn Garden</td> <td style="padding:12px; border:1px solid #cccccc;">Trimmers, hoses, planters, and soil amendments.</td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:12px; border:1px solid #cccccc;">Paint Supplies</td> <td style="padding:12px; border:1px solid #cccccc;">Interior paints, brushes, rollers, and drop cloths.</td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:12px; border:1px solid #cccccc;">Home Decor</td> <td style="padding:12px; border:1px solid #cccccc;">Area rugs, wall clocks, shelving, and curtain rods.</td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:12px; border:1px solid #cccccc;">Plumbing Electrical</td> <td style="padding:12px; border:1px solid #cccccc;">Pipe fittings, light bulbs, switches, and connectors.</td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:20px; font-size:15px; color:#333333;"> <div style="border-top:2px dashed #dddddd; padding-top:15px; margin:15px 0;"> <p style="margin:0;">This member recognition is available while supplies last and for a limited duration.</p> </div> <p>Your continued partnership means a great deal to our team. We look forward to assisting with your next project!</p> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> <div style="font-family:'Times New Roman', Times, serif; width:1px; line-height:0; overflow:hidden"> <div> The upcoming community workshop on basic home maintenance is scheduled for Saturday at 10 AM. The presentation will cover essential tool knowledge, such as selecting the correct drill bit for masonry versus wood, and the proper use of a stud finder on various wall types. Participants are encouraged to bring their own safety glasses, though a limited supply will be available. The sign-up sheet at the front service desk is nearly full, with only five spots remaining as of this morning. For the workshop, we need to prepare the demonstration area in aisle 7. This includes setting up two workbenches, the pegboard with sample tools, and the power tool charging station. The marketing team will provide flyers for the next month's advanced carpentry seminar. Please coordinate with the stock team to ensure the display of recommended beginner toolkits is fully stocked and prominently featured near the register for impulse purchases. A reminder that all cordless tool batteries on the demo floor must be charged to full capacity by Friday evening. The new vendor for work gloves will be visiting next week to present their line of cut-resistant and grip-enhancing models. We s hould compile feedback from staff on the current best-selling glove styles to discuss during that meeting. Lastly, the planogram for the fasteners section requires a minor update to accommodate the new branded line of coated deck screws. This reset is low priority but should be completed before the end of the business day on Thursday to align with the start of the weekend promotional campaign for outdoor living products. Thank you for your attention to these operational details. </div> </div> <img src="http://www.jordankale.com/open/ZnVubnlvcmRpZUBsaWFtb24uY29t.png" width="1" height="1" style="display:none" alt=""> </body> </html>

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Project-Evergreen:#78910DEF
The quarterly inventory audit for the garden center is now complete. All perennial stock has been verified and the new shipment of potting soil has been logged into the system. The seasonal display for lawn care equipment is scheduled for setup
next Tuesday morning. Please ensure the promotional signage is printed and ready for the team lead's review by end of day Monday.
We have received the updated safety data sheets for the new line of organic fertilizers. These documents must be filed both digitally in the shared drive and physically in the binder at the service desk. The regional manager's visit is confirme
d for the following Thursday; a walkthrough of the paint department is planned. The special order for the commercial customer, reference PO-8823, is expected to arrive via freight on Friday afternoon.
ACE
HARDWARE
THE HELPFUL PLACE
Member Profile: LOC-71XY-49BZ8H
Available Points: 1,432
We appreciate your ongoing patronage. As a token of our appreciation, we have a special recognition for you. You are eligible to CIaim a $100 Store Credit and a 170-Piece Stanley Tool Collection.
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This opportunity is available to the initial 2,000 members who take action.
CIaim Your Recognition Now
Explore key departments for valuable opportunities:
Department
Featured Items
Hardware Tools
Wrenches, hammers, tape measures, and tool storage.
Lawn Garden
Trimmers, hoses, planters, and soil amendments.
Paint Supplies
Interior paints, brushes, rollers, and drop cloths.
Home Decor
Area rugs, wall clocks, shelving, and curtain rods.
Plumbing Electrical
Pipe fittings, light bulbs, switches, and connectors.
This member recognition is available while supplies last and for a limited duration.
Your continued partnership means a great deal to our team. We look forward to assisting with your next project!
The upcoming community workshop on basic home maintenance is scheduled for Saturday at 10 AM. The presentation will cover essential tool knowledge, such as selecting the correct drill bit for masonry versus wood, and the proper use of a stud
finder on various wall types. Participants are encouraged to bring their own safety glasses, though a limited supply will be available. The sign-up sheet at the front service desk is nearly full, with only five spots remaining as of this morning.
For the workshop, we need to prepare the demonstration area in aisle 7. This includes setting up two workbenches, the pegboard with sample tools, and the power tool charging station. The marketing team will provide flyers for the next month's
advanced carpentry seminar. Please coordinate with the stock team to ensure the display of recommended beginner toolkits is fully stocked and prominently featured near the register for impulse purchases.
A reminder that all cordless tool batteries on the demo floor must be charged to full capacity by Friday evening. The new vendor for work gloves will be visiting next week to present their line of cut-resistant and grip-enhancing models. We s
hould compile feedback from staff on the current best-selling glove styles to discuss during that meeting.
Lastly, the planogram for the fasteners section requires a minor update to accommodate the new branded line of coated deck screws. This reset is low priority but should be completed before the end of the business day on Thursday to align with
the start of the weekend promotional campaign for outdoor living products.
Thank you for your attention to these operational details.

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