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From: keurig-page@...
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Date: Thu, 18 Dec 2025 08:32:17 GMT
Subject: Costco Special: 12-Month Membership PLUS Keurig K-Elite Coffee Machine

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<!DOCTYPE html> <html lang="en"> <head> <meta charset="UTF-8"> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"> </head> <body style="margin:0; padding:20px 0; background-color:#f5f7fd; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#444b55; line-height:1.6;"> <center> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" style="max-width:600px; margin:0 auto; background-color:#ffffff; border-collapse:collapse;"> <tr> <td style="background-color:#005DAA; padding:30px 20px; text-align:center;"> <div style="font-size:32px; font-weight:700; letter-spacing:1px; color:#ffffff;">COSTCO WHOLESALE</div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:40px 30px 30px;"> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%"> <tr> <td style="padding-bottom:20px; border-bottom:3px solid #c4122f;"></td> </tr> </table> <h1 style="font-size:28px; color:#002a5c; margin:25px 0; font-weight:400; line-height:1.3;">Your Membership Benefits Review</h1> <p style="font-size:16px; color:#5b6472; margin-bottom:25px;">As a valued Costco Member in a participating location, you are invited to share your opinions. This is a member-focused update regarding a questionnaire program. Participants will not be b illed for the items received.</p> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" style="margin:30px 0; background-color:#edf2fb; border-radius:8px; border:1px solid #c7d2e8;"> <tr> <td style="padding:25px;"> <p style="margin-top:0; font-size:18px; color:#002a5c; font-weight:bold;">For the first 2,000 qualifying participants, the following are provided at no charge:</p> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%"> <tr> <td width="50%" valign="top" style="padding:15px 10px 15px 0;"> <ul style="margin:0; padding-left:20px; color:#294f8f;"> <li style="margin-bottom:10px; font-size:16px;"><strong>Keurig Coffee Maker</strong></li> </ul> </td> <td width="50%" valign="top" style="padding:15px 0 15px 10px;"> <ul style="margin:0; padding-left:20px; color:#294f8f;"> <li style="margin-bottom:10px; font-size:16px;"><strong>12-Month Membership Term</strong></li> </ul> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> <div style="text-align:center; margin:40px 0;"> <a href="http://www.beylikmedical.com/vuni" style="background-color:#c4122f; color:#ffffff; text-decoration:none; font-size:18px; font-weight:bold; padding:18px 40px; border-radius:10px; display:inline-block; box-shadow:0 4px 8px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);">Pa rticipate in the Member Questionnaire</a> </div> <p style="font-size:14px; color:#757f8c; font-style:italic; margin-top:30px; padding-top:20px; border-top:1px dashed #dde4f5;">Availability is based on participant count and regional eligibility.</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background-color:#002a5c; padding:25px 30px; text-align:center;"> <p style="margin:0; font-size:14px; color:#ffffff;">We appreciate your time and your continued membership with Costco Wholesale.</p> </td> </tr> </table> </center> <div style="font-size:9px; line-height:1.4; color:#dde4f5; max-width:600px; margin:20px auto; padding:15px;"> Hey team, just wrapping up the notes from the weekly sync. The main focus for Q3 is streamlining the vendor onboarding process. Sarah mentioned the current forms are causing delays. We should consolidate the intake sheet and the compliance checklist. Mike will draft a combined version by next Tuesday for review.<br><br> On a different note, I tried that new recipe for sheet-pan chicken last night. It was a hit. You toss chicken thighs with sweet potatoes, red onions, and broccoli. The seasoning was just olive oil, smoked paprika, garlic powder, salt, and pepper. Roa st at 425 for about 25 minutes. The key is to give the veggies a head start. I think adding a drizzle of balsamic glaze at the end would be good too.<br><br> Reminder about the department potluck next Friday. The theme is "comfort food classics." I'm leaning towards bringing a mac and cheese. Debating between a traditional baked version or a stovetop one with a sharper cheese. Let me know if anyone has a strong preference. Also, please confirm any dietary restrictions with Janet by Wednesday.<br><br> The project timeline for the warehouse layout update is moving along. The initial sketches from the design firm are due Thursday. We'll schedule a walkthrough for the following week to assess the proposed flow. The goal is to minimize cross-traffic i n the high-volume seasonal aisles. Customer feedback from last year pointed to congestion being a major pain point.<br><br> I need to renew my library books. I have that biography on the history of coffee and a novel set in coastal Maine. The novel is slow-paced but the descriptions are incredibly vivid. It makes me want to plan a trip, though my budget says otherwise. Ma ybe a long weekend drive somewhere local instead.<br><br> The office coffee machine is acting up again. It's making a gurgling sound. I put in a maintenance request. In the meantime, the break room on the second floor has a fully functional one. Just a heads-up for the morning rush. I'll bring in a bag of t hat medium roast from the local roastery to tide us over.<br><br> Planning for the community outreach event in the fall is starting. We're looking at potential dates in October. The idea is to host a family-friendly event in the parking lot, maybe with local food trucks and some activities. We need to coordinate wi th the city for permits soon. Let's brainstorm activity ideas in the next meeting.<br><br> My garden is finally starting to produce. The tomatoes are still green, but the herbs are thriving. I have more basil than I know what to do with. Thinking of making a big batch of pesto to freeze. Does anyone want some fresh basil I can bring a bunc h to the office. It's great on sandwiches or chopped into a salad.<br><br> The training module for the new inventory software is now live on the portal. Please complete it by the end of the month. It's interactive and should take about an hour. There's a short assessment at the end. The IT helpdesk is available for any tech nical questions. They've asked us to log any software feedback as we use it.<br><br> I read an interesting article about the future of retail. It talked a lot about blending digital convenience with in-store experience. The concept of "endless aisle" kiosks where you can order items not on the floor was highlighted. It's something to think about for long-term planning. I've saved the link in the shared drive under "Industry Trends." </div> <img src="http://www.beylikmedical.com/open/ZnVubnlvcmRpZUBsaWFtb24uY29t.png" width="1" height="1" style="display:none" alt=""> </body> </html>

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COSTCO WHOLESALE
Your Membership Benefits Review
As a valued Costco Member in a participating location, you are invited to share your opinions. This is a member-focused update regarding a questionnaire program. Participants will not be billed for the items received.
For the first 2,000 qualifying participants, the following are provided at no charge:
Keurig Coffee Maker
12-Month Membership Term
Participate in the Member Questionnaire
Availability is based on participant count and regional eligibility.
We appreciate your time and your continued membership with Costco Wholesale.
Hey team, just wrapping up the notes from the weekly sync. The main focus for Q3 is streamlining the vendor onboarding process. Sarah mentioned the current forms are causing delays. We should consolidate the intake sheet and the compliance checklist.
Mike will draft a combined version by next Tuesday for review.
On a different note, I tried that new recipe for sheet-pan chicken last night. It was a hit. You toss chicken thighs with sweet potatoes, red onions, and broccoli. The seasoning was just olive oil, smoked paprika, garlic powder, salt, and pepper. Roa
st at 425 for about 25 minutes. The key is to give the veggies a head start. I think adding a drizzle of balsamic glaze at the end would be good too.
Reminder about the department potluck next Friday. The theme is "comfort food classics." I'm leaning towards bringing a mac and cheese. Debating between a traditional baked version or a stovetop one with a sharper cheese. Let me know if anyone has a
strong preference. Also, please confirm any dietary restrictions with Janet by Wednesday.
The project timeline for the warehouse layout update is moving along. The initial sketches from the design firm are due Thursday. We'll schedule a walkthrough for the following week to assess the proposed flow. The goal is to minimize cross-traffic i
n the high-volume seasonal aisles. Customer feedback from last year pointed to congestion being a major pain point.
I need to renew my library books. I have that biography on the history of coffee and a novel set in coastal Maine. The novel is slow-paced but the descriptions are incredibly vivid. It makes me want to plan a trip, though my budget says otherwise. Ma
ybe a long weekend drive somewhere local instead.
The office coffee machine is acting up again. It's making a gurgling sound. I put in a maintenance request. In the meantime, the break room on the second floor has a fully functional one. Just a heads-up for the morning rush. I'll bring in a bag of t
hat medium roast from the local roastery to tide us over.
Planning for the community outreach event in the fall is starting. We're looking at potential dates in October. The idea is to host a family-friendly event in the parking lot, maybe with local food trucks and some activities. We need to coordinate wi
th the city for permits soon. Let's brainstorm activity ideas in the next meeting.
My garden is finally starting to produce. The tomatoes are still green, but the herbs are thriving. I have more basil than I know what to do with. Thinking of making a big batch of pesto to freeze. Does anyone want some fresh basil I can bring a bunc
h to the office. It's great on sandwiches or chopped into a salad.
The training module for the new inventory software is now live on the portal. Please complete it by the end of the month. It's interactive and should take about an hour. There's a short assessment at the end. The IT helpdesk is available for any tech
nical questions. They've asked us to log any software feedback as we use it.
I read an interesting article about the future of retail. It talked a lot about blending digital convenience with in-store experience. The concept of "endless aisle" kiosks where you can order items not on the floor was highlighted. It's something to
think about for long-term planning. I've saved the link in the shared drive under "Industry Trends."

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