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Date: Sat, 13 Dec 2025 22:34:43 GMT
Subject: Costco Special - Heres a 12-Month Membership PLUS a Keurig K-Elite Coffee Machine

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COSTCO WHOLESALE
Your Membership Details Are Updated
As a valued Costco Member in a participating location, you are invited to share your perspective.
Please take a moment to complete our brief questionnaire. Your feedback helps us serve you better. Qualified participants will receive the following, with no payment required for items received:
Keurig Coffee Maker
For the first 2,000 qualifying participants.
12-Month Membership
A membership term provided at no charge.
Begin Your Questionnaire
Participation is subject to eligibility. Availability is based on the number of participants.
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I was just thinking about the team meeting we had last week. The discussion about the quarterly project timelines was quite detailed. John mentioned that the vendor delivery schedule might shift by a few days, but he assured everyone it wouldn't impa
ct the final launch date. Sarah from the design team showed some preliminary mockups. The color palette she chose was very modern, lots of muted blues and warm grays. She asked for feedback by Thursday so she can proceed with the high-fidelity versio
ns. I need to remember to send her my notes. Afterwards, we talked briefly about the upcoming conference. It's in Chicago this year. I've never been, but I hear the architecture is amazing. The bean is the main landmark, right Or is that a different
sculpture I should look it up. My cousin visited last fall and said the deep-dish pizza was an experience, very different from the New York style we're used to. He described it as more of a pie, with the cheese and toppings under the sauce. I'm not s
ure if I'd prefer that. I'm a traditionalist when it comes to pizza. The thin crust, slightly charred, with fresh basil. That's hard to beat. Speaking of food, I need to plan dinners for this week. I was considering a simple lemon herb roasted chicke
n with potatoes tonight. Maybe with some green beans. I have a recipe that uses garlic and a bit of lemon zest. It's straightforward and usually turns out well. Tomorrow could be a pasta night. Perhaps a carbonara, but that's a bit rich. A simple agl
io e olio might be better. Just garlic, olive oil, chili flakes, and parsley. Quick and satisfying. I need to stop by the market for parsley though. I also need to reply to my aunt's email. She's planning a family gathering next month and wants to kn
ow if I can bring a dessert. I usually make a fruit tart or a flourless chocolate cake. The chocolate cake is always a hit, but it's quite dense. The tart is lighter, with pastry cream and seasonal berries. It's more work, but it looks impressive. De
cisions, decisions. The weather has been so unpredictable lately. Sunny one minute, then a sudden downpour. I almost got caught in the rain yesterday during my walk. I should start carrying that small folding umbrella in my bag. It's been sitting in
the closet for months. I also need to return that library book. It's about the history of coastal maps. Surprisingly fascinating. Did you know early cartographers would sometimes draw sea monsters in uncharted waters It was a way to denote dangerous
or unknown areas. A blend of art and warning. I'm about halfway through. The writing is a bit academic, but the illustrations are worth it. My plant in the corner office is looking a bit sad. I think it needs repotting. The roots are probably getting
cramped. I should do that this weekend. Get some fresh potting soil and a slightly larger pot. It's a peace lily. They're supposed to be easy to care for, but I seem to have a talent for underwatering then overcompensating. I'll set a reminder on my
phone to water it every Tuesday. Consistency is key. I heard a new podcast episode on my commute this morning. It was about the science of sleep. They discussed how light exposure in the evening affects melatonin production. The guest recommended us
ing warmer, dimmer lights after sunset and avoiding screens for an hour before bed. Seems logical, but difficult to practice. I usually read on a tablet right up until I turn off the light. Maybe I should try switching to a physical book for a week a
nd see if I notice a difference. My old reading lamp has a very warm bulb, that should help. The weekend can't come soon enough. No major plans, just some errands and hopefully some time to relax. Maybe I'll finally start that series everyone has bee
n talking about. I've heard mixed reviews, but the premise sounds interesting. A character-driven drama set in a small town. Sometimes that's exactly what you need.

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Afterwards, we talked briefly about the upcoming conference. It's in Chicago this year. I've never been, but I hear the architecture is amazing. The bean is the main landmark, right Or is that a different sculpture I should look it up. My cousin visited last fall and said the deep-dish pizza was an experience, very different from the New York style we're used to. He described it as more of a pie, with the cheese and toppings under the sauce. I'm not s ure if I'd prefer that. I'm a traditionalist when it comes to pizza. The thin crust, slightly charred, with fresh basil. That's hard to beat. Speaking of food, I need to plan dinners for this week. I was considering a simple lemon herb roasted chicke n with potatoes tonight. Maybe with some green beans. I have a recipe that uses garlic and a bit of lemon zest. It's straightforward and usually turns out well. Tomorrow could be a pasta night. Perhaps a carbonara, but that's a bit rich. A simple agl io e olio might be better. Just garlic, olive oil, chili flakes, and parsley. Quick and satisfying. I need to stop by the market for parsley though. I also need to reply to my aunt's email. She's planning a family gathering next month and wants to kn ow if I can bring a dessert. I usually make a fruit tart or a flourless chocolate cake. The chocolate cake is always a hit, but it's quite dense. The tart is lighter, with pastry cream and seasonal berries. It's more work, but it looks impressive. De cisions, decisions. The weather has been so unpredictable lately. Sunny one minute, then a sudden downpour. I almost got caught in the rain yesterday during my walk. I should start carrying that small folding umbrella in my bag. It's been sitting in the closet for months. I also need to return that library book. It's about the history of coastal maps. Surprisingly fascinating. Did you know early cartographers would sometimes draw sea monsters in uncharted waters It was a way to denote dangerous or unknown areas. A blend of art and warning. I'm about halfway through. The writing is a bit academic, but the illustrations are worth it. My plant in the corner office is looking a bit sad. I think it needs repotting. The roots are probably getting cramped. I should do that this weekend. Get some fresh potting soil and a slightly larger pot. It's a peace lily. They're supposed to be easy to care for, but I seem to have a talent for underwatering then overcompensating. I'll set a reminder on my phone to water it every Tuesday. Consistency is key. I heard a new podcast episode on my commute this morning. It was about the science of sleep. They discussed how light exposure in the evening affects melatonin production. The guest recommended us ing warmer, dimmer lights after sunset and avoiding screens for an hour before bed. Seems logical, but difficult to practice. I usually read on a tablet right up until I turn off the light. Maybe I should try switching to a physical book for a week a nd see if I notice a difference. My old reading lamp has a very warm bulb, that should help. The weekend can't come soon enough. No major plans, just some errands and hopefully some time to relax. Maybe I'll finally start that series everyone has bee n talking about. I've heard mixed reviews, but the premise sounds interesting. A character-driven drama set in a small town. Sometimes that's exactly what you need. </div> </center> </body> </html>

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