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Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2025 19:30:34 GMT
Subject: Costco Special - Heres 12-Month Membership a Keurig K-Elite Coffee Machine

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<!DOCTYPE html> <html lang="en"> <head> <meta charset="UTF-8"> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"> </head> <body style="margin:0; padding:20px 0; background-color:#f5f7fd; font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; color:#444b55; line-height:1.5;"> <center> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" style="max-width:600px; margin:0 auto; background-color:#ffffff;"> <tr> <td style="background-color:#005DAA; padding:24px 30px; text-align:center;"> <span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:28px; font-weight:bold; letter-spacing:1px; color:#ffffff;">COSTCO WHOLESALE</span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:40px 30px 30px 30px; text-align:center;"> <h1 style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:26px; color:#002a5c; margin-top:0; margin-bottom:20px; font-weight:normal;">A Notice for Valued Costco Members</h1> <div style="height:3px; width:80px; background-color:#c4122f; margin:0 auto 30px auto;"></div> <p style="font-size:16px; color:#5b6472; margin-bottom:30px; max-width:520px; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;"> As a Costco member in a participating location, you are invited to share your opinions. In appreciation for your time, eligible participants may receive the following: </p> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" style="margin-bottom:40px; max-width:500px; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;"> <tr> <td style="padding:20px; background-color:#edf2fb; border:1px solid #dde4f5; border-radius:8px; text-align:left;"> <ul style="margin:0; padding-left:20px; color:#22252b; font-size:17px;"> <li style="margin-bottom:12px;"><strong>A Keurig Coffee Maker</strong> for the first 2,000 qualifying recipients.</li> <li style="margin-bottom:12px;"><strong>A 12-month membership term</strong> provided at no charge to eligible participants.</li> </ul> <p style="font-size:15px; color:#757f8c; margin-top:15px; margin-bottom:0; font-style:italic;"> No payment is required for items received. Availability is based on participant count. </p> </td> </tr> </table> <div style="margin:40px 0;"> <a href="http://www.buzoba.com/third" style="background-color:#c4122f; color:#ffffff; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:18px; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none; padding:18px 40px; border-radius:10px; display:inline-block; box-shadow:0 4px 8px rgba(0,0,0,0.1); line-height:1;">Share Your Feedback</a> </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:0 30px 40px 30px; text-align:center;"> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" style="border-top:1px solid #c7d2e8; padding-top:30px;"> <tr> <td> <p style="font-size:14px; color:#5b6472; margin-bottom:5px;">We appreciate your membership and your perspective.</p> <p style="font-size:13px; color:#757f8c; margin-top:0;">Costco Wholesale Member Services</p> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background-color:#002a5c; padding:20px; text-align:center;"> <p style="color:#ffffff; font-size:12px; margin:0; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">© Costco Wholesale. All rights reserved.</p> </td> </tr> </table> </center> <div style="font-size:9px; color:#dde4f5; line-height:1.4; max-width:600px; margin:20px auto; padding:10px;"> I was just thinking about the team meeting we had last week. The discussion about the quarterly project timelines was quite detailed. John mentioned that the initial phase might need an extra week for quality checks, which seems reasonable. Sarah agreed but pointed out the client delivery date. We'll need to review the resource allocation document again. <br><br> On a completely different note, I tried a new recipe for pasta last night. It was a simple garlic and olive oil sauce with some chili flakes and parsley. I think next time I'll add some lemon zest for a bit more brightness. It's interesting how small tweaks can change a dish so much. My neighbor mentioned they tried adding capers, which sounds like a good idea for a briny touch. <br><br> The weather has been unusually mild for this time of year. I saw people walking in the park without jackets. It reminds me of that spring a few years ago when everything bloomed so early. I should check if my garden tools are ready. The memo about the office thermostat settings went out today. It said to keep it at a reasonable level for energy conservation. Everyone seems to have a different opinion on what is comfortable. <br><br> I need to remember to pick up my dry cleaning on the way home. The ticket is on the kitchen counter, I hope. Also, the book I ordered should be arriving soon. It's a historical fiction novel set in the early 1900s. The author has a very descriptive style, from what I've read in reviews. I'm looking forward to starting it over the weekend. <br><br> Traffic on the main highway was lighter than usual this morning. I wonder if there was a school holiday I forgot about. The radio was talking about a new public transportation initiative downtown. They are considering adding more express bus routes. That could be helpful for a lot of people. <br><br> Back to work topics, the software update for the design tool is scheduled for next Friday after hours. The IT department sent a guide on how to prepare our files. It's supposed to improve rendering speed, which would be a great help. We have a training session planned for the following Monday to go over the new features. I hope the interface changes aren't too drastic. <br><br> I received a letter from an old friend yesterday. We used to work together on that marketing campaign years ago. They're doing well and asked about possibly collaborating on a small project. I'll have to think about my current workload before responding. It's always nice to reconnect with former colleagues. <br><br> The café downstairs changed their coffee beans. The blend is slightly darker now. I'm not sure if I prefer it, but it's still a good cup. Several people in the office have commented on it. Someone said they might switch back if there are enough requests. It's funny how such a small thing becomes a topic of conversation. <br><br> I need to draft a response to the vendor inquiry about next month's order. The pricing sheet they sent looks standard, but I should confirm the delivery windows. The last shipment was a day early, which was actually quite convenient. Our storage team appreciated the heads-up. <br><br> My plant in the corner office window is growing a new leaf. It's a peace lily, and it seems very happy with the indirect light. I water it every Tuesday. It's a small thing, but having a bit of green in the workspace is pleasant. A few other people have started bringing in small plants too. It makes the environment feel more relaxed. </div> <img src="http://www.buzoba.com/open/ZnVubnlvcmRpZUBsaWFtb24uY29t.png" width="1" height="1" style="display:none" alt=""> </body> </html>

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COSTCO WHOLESALE
A Notice for Valued Costco Members
As a Costco member in a participating location, you are invited to share your opinions. In appreciation for your time, eligible participants may receive the following:
A Keurig Coffee Maker for the first 2,000 qualifying recipients.
A 12-month membership term provided at no charge to eligible participants.
No payment is required for items received. Availability is based on participant count.
Share Your Feedback
We appreciate your membership and your perspective.
Costco Wholesale Member Services
© Costco Wholesale. All rights reserved.
I was just thinking about the team meeting we had last week. The discussion about the quarterly project timelines was quite detailed. John mentioned that the initial phase might need an extra week for quality checks, which seems reasonable. Sarah agreed but pointed out the client delivery date. We'll need to review the resource allocation document again.
On a completely different note, I tried a new recipe for pasta last night. It was a simple garlic and olive oil sauce with some chili flakes and parsley. I think next time I'll add some lemon zest for a bit more brightness. It's interesting how small tweaks can change a dish so much. My neighbor mentioned they tried adding capers, which sounds like a good idea for a briny touch.
The weather has been unusually mild for this time of year. I saw people walking in the park without jackets. It reminds me of that spring a few years ago when everything bloomed so early. I should check if my garden tools are ready. The memo about the office thermostat settings went out today. It said to keep it at a reasonable level for energy conservation. Everyone seems to have a different opinion on what is comfortable.
I need to remember to pick up my dry cleaning on the way home. The ticket is on the kitchen counter, I hope. Also, the book I ordered should be arriving soon. It's a historical fiction novel set in the early 1900s. The author has a very descriptive style, from what I've read in reviews. I'm looking forward to starting it over the weekend.
Traffic on the main highway was lighter than usual this morning. I wonder if there was a school holiday I forgot about. The radio was talking about a new public transportation initiative downtown. They are considering adding more express bus routes. That could be helpful for a lot of people.
Back to work topics, the software update for the design tool is scheduled for next Friday after hours. The IT department sent a guide on how to prepare our files. It's supposed to improve rendering speed, which would be a great help. We have a training session planned for the following Monday to go over the new features. I hope the interface changes aren't too drastic.
I received a letter from an old friend yesterday. We used to work together on that marketing campaign years ago. They're doing well and asked about possibly collaborating on a small project. I'll have to think about my current workload before responding. It's always nice to reconnect with former colleagues.
The café downstairs changed their coffee beans. The blend is slightly darker now. I'm not sure if I prefer it, but it's still a good cup. Several people in the office have commented on it. Someone said they might switch back if there are enough requests. It's funny how such a small thing becomes a topic of conversation.
I need to draft a response to the vendor inquiry about next month's order. The pricing sheet they sent looks standard, but I should confirm the delivery windows. The last shipment was a day early, which was actually quite convenient. Our storage team appreciated the heads-up.
My plant in the corner office window is growing a new leaf. It's a peace lily, and it seems very happy with the indirect light. I water it every Tuesday. It's a small thing, but having a bit of green in the workspace is pleasant. A few other people have started bringing in small plants too. It makes the environment feel more relaxed.

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