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Dear horrible friends,
Like a teen girl at a beauty pageant, Christmas is in grave danger because of Donald Trump.
In stores across America, the price of toys, games, clothes, and food are skyrocketing, all thanks to our demented president and his dumbass tariffs. But what if you didn’t have to surrender a chunk of your Christmas budget to Trump and his cabinet of ass-kissers and ball-fondlers?
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This holiday season, give your loved ones the gift of knowledge, give America's libraries the gift of cash, and don’t give Donald Trump a fucking cent.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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<div><span>Dear horrible friends,<br>
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Like a teen girl at a beauty pageant, Christmas is in grave danger because of Donald Trump.<br>
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In stores across America, the price of toys, games, clothes, and food are skyrocketing, all thanks to our demented president and his dumbass tariffs. But what if you <em>didn’t</em> have to surrender a chunk of your Christmas budget to Trump and his cabinet of ass-kissers and ball-fondlers?<br>
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Introducing <strong><a href="https://CardsAgainstHumanity.us2.list-manage.com/track/click?u=94883f64531ee7b17a73b823f&id=e1cffff6ae&e=2fc7218911" style="font-weight: bold;mso-line-height-rule: exactly;-ms-text-size-adjust: 100%;-webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;color: #000000;text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Cards Against Humanity Explains the Joke</a>:</strong> an incredible <em>informational product</em> that is <strong>100% EXEMPT FROM DONALD TRUMP’S STUPID TARIFFS!</strong></span></div>
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<div><span>But how!? According to US law, “informational materials” are exempt from Donald Trump’s tariffs. And that’s exactly what this non-game product is: a purely educational reference guide, authorial commentary, and historico-philosophical analysis of the 600 cards in regular Cards Against Humanity. It is very serious.</span></div>
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