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Date: Wed, 12 Aug 2026 18:56:40 GMT
Subject: Get New Expansions and Annoy Elon Musk
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<span>Dear horrible friends,</span><br>
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Remember when Elon Musk fucked up our beautiful land on the US-Mexico border, and then we sued him for 15 million dollars? Well, we didn’t exactly get the 15 million, but we did get him to admit in court that he illegally trespassed on our land, which is now being restored.<br>
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And we ain’t done yet! It’s time to build something spectacular on that land—a grand and hilarious monument to plant a seed of doubt in Elon Musk’s mind that just maybe, despite all of his money and power, he is in fact a <strong>sad little bitch with no friends</strong>.<br>
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Starting today, for just $10 you can join the <a href="https://us.list-manage.com/1A0D2eyR2cv?e=2fc7218911&c2id=39b67af5accbd281f620ab86c5b652fd" target="_blank" style="mso-line-height-rule: exactly;-ms-text-size-adjust: 100%;-webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;color: #000000;font-weight: normal;text-decoration: underline;"><strong><u>Official </u></strong><strong><u>Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends</u></strong><strong><u> Monument Design Committee</u></strong></a>. Together, we’ll design and construct the perfect monument to force a moment of introspection upon the world’s richest, ugliest little bitch, right in the middle of his “Starbase” company town.
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<div>You can also support the cause—and experience actual fun with your actual friends—by getting one of today’s new expansions. 10% of our profits will go directly toward the monument:
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* The Super Box (http://SadLittleBitchWithNoFriends.com) has 300 all-new cards for 2026, the dumbest year yet
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* The Big Balls Pack (http://SadLittleBitchWithNoFriends.com) is all about sports balls, man balls, and other balls
* The Big Bad Bundle (http://SadLittleBitchWithNoFriends.com) includes both packs, some other great packs you missed, and 10 bonus cards all about Donald Trump’s best friend Jeffrey Epstein
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