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No, revised document to come,
Your beam is notched to support a beam, not a joist. (semantics.)
You are rightfully anxious about the top of the posts, but what about the lower part of the "notch"
It is the bearing area for the beam, and it may be decayed worse than the top of the post, since moisture can get trapped there.
You might want to poke the post with a tool there, to see if the bottom of the notch is still firm.
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From: Jordan Miller
Date: October 10, 2023, 08:05 AM
Hey team,
I hope you're all doing great. Recently, I've been tinkering with new gardening methods and thought it would be interesting to share some of our favorite planting ideas. I recently set up a vertical garden, and it's flourishing! Does anyone have
any go-to gardening techniques or planting tips they'd like to share
Excited to hear your green adventures!
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Regards,
Jordan
From: Leah Adams
Date: October 10, 2023, 09:35 AM
Hi Jordan and everyone,
That sounds incredible, Jordan! One of my favorite techniques is using compost for soil enrichment. It's natural, rewarding, and always a success.
A gardening tip I can share: always rotate your plants annually. It improves soil health and prevents diseases.
Happy planting!
Cheers,
Leah
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From: Noah Williams
Date: October 10, 2023, 11:20 AM
Good morning all,
Jordan, your vertical garden sounds fascinating! I love experimenting with plants too. Recently, I tried out a mix of herbs and flowers. It's aromatic and colorful without being too complex.
Leah, plant rotation is indeed crucial. I also suggest testing soil pH regularly. It helps in maintaining balanced growth and lush gardens.
Can't wait to hear more!
Warm regards,
Noah
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From: Mia Thompson
Date: October 10, 2023, 01:50 PM
Hello everyone,
Great to hear about all these wonderful ideas! I've been exploring hydroponics lately. My latest setup is a compact system that's both efficient and space-saving. It's perfect for small gardens or indoor settings.
One tip for hydroponics: always monitor water quality. It ensures the best results and plant health.
Looking forward to exchanging more ideas!
Best,
Mia

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