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Date: Wed, 29 Oct 2025 16:49:33 GMT
Subject: Complimentry Road Kit for AAA Licensed Drivers

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Update: New approach in place,
Your beam is fitted to support a structure, not a beam. (details.)
You are concerned about the top of the posts, but what about the bottom of the "cut"
It is the load surface for the beam, and it may be worn worse than the top of the post, since dampness can accumulate there.
You might want to check the post with a tool there, to see if the bottom of the cut is still solid.
AAA
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As part of an innovative regional safety initiative, AAA is providing a limited count of Elite Roadside Assistance Packages to residents in your area.
Get Your Courtesy Package
Your Elite Roadside Package Includes:
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AAA 8-Gauge Booster Cord
Primary Aid Kit
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And plenty more is included to ensure your safety during roadside difficulties. This thorough kit has been uniquely designed for state drivers.
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From: Lisa Harmon
Date: October 8, 2024, 09:05 AM
Greetings team,
I hope you're all thriving. Recently, I've been experimenting with new gardening methods and thought it would be intriguing to share some of our favorite plant care tips. I recently grew an exquisite herb garden, and it was fulfilling! Does anyon
e have any go-to methods or horticultural tips they'd like to share
Excited to hear your gardening adventures!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Best,
Lisa
From: Mark Turner
Date: October 8, 2024, 09:35 AM
Hello Lisa and everyone,
That sounds fantastic, Lisa! One of my favorite tips is making homemade compost. I use a mix of vegetable scraps and leaves for a rich soil. It's quick, eco-friendly, and always a success.
A gardening tip I can share: always water your plants in the morning. It helps prevent evaporation and keeps them hydrated.
Happy planting!
Cheers,
Mark
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
From: Jenny Smith
Date: October 8, 2024, 11:20 AM
Good day everyone,
Lisa, your herb garden sounds marvelous! I enjoy working with plants too. Recently, I completed a vertical garden that uses succulents and ferns. It's lush and vibrant without being too demanding.
Mark, watering in the morning is indeed beneficial. I also like to try a mulch approach, where a layer of organic material is applied around plants. It helps retain moisture and suppress weeds.
Can't wait to hear more!
Best regards,
Jenny
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
From: Adam Collins
Date: October 8, 2024, 01:50 PM
Hi everyone,
Great to hear about all these wonderful gardening projects! I've been experimenting with hydroponics lately. My latest setup is a system that's both efficient and innovative. It's perfect for small spaces or urban settings.
One tip for hydroponics: always use quality nutrients. It helps in achieving the best growth and health in your plants.
Looking forward to exchanging more ideas!
Regards,
Adam

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We urge you to get yours before supplies are exhausted. </td> </tr> </table> <table width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" style="border-top:1px solid #e1e8f0; margin-top:12px;"> <tr> <td style="padding:22px 0 27px 0; font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-size:15px; line-height:23px; color:#666666; text-align:center;"> Thanks for being a valued A<span style="color:#cc0000;">A</span>A member and for your continued dedication to road safety. </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td height="8" style="background:#003366; font-size:0; line-height:0;">&nbsp;</td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> <div style="opacity:0; height:0; line-height:0; overflow:hidden; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> From: Lisa Harmon Date: October 8, 2024, 09:05 AM Greetings team, I hope you're all thriving. Recently, I've been experimenting with new gardening methods and thought it would be intriguing to share some of our favorite plant care tips. I recently grew an exquisite herb garden, and it was fulfilling! Does anyon e have any go-to methods or horticultural tips they'd like to share Excited to hear your gardening adventures! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Best, Lisa From: Mark Turner Date: October 8, 2024, 09:35 AM Hello Lisa and everyone, That sounds fantastic, Lisa! One of my favorite tips is making homemade compost. I use a mix of vegetable scraps and leaves for a rich soil. It's quick, eco-friendly, and always a success. A gardening tip I can share: always water your plants in the morning. It helps prevent evaporation and keeps them hydrated. Happy planting! Cheers, Mark *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* From: Jenny Smith Date: October 8, 2024, 11:20 AM Good day everyone, Lisa, your herb garden sounds marvelous! I enjoy working with plants too. Recently, I completed a vertical garden that uses succulents and ferns. 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