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From: marriott@...
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Date: Wed, 31 Dec 2025 22:04:58 GMT
Subject: Your thank you gift from your recent Marriott stay

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<!DOCTYPE html> <html lang="en"> <head> <meta charset="UTF-8"> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"> </head> <body style="margin:0;padding:20px 0;background-color:#f8f8f8;font-family:'Trebuchet MS', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans', Arial, sans-serif;"> <div style="display:none;font-size:1px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1px;font-family:Arial;max-height:0px;max-width:0px;opacity:0;overflow:hidden;mso-hide:all;"> I was thinking about the park again. The one with the old oak tree that has the swing tied to its sturdiest branch. It's not the grandest park in the city, but it has a certain quiet to it, especially in the late afternoon when the sun slants through the leaves just so. The light makes patterns on the gravel path that shift with the breeze, a slow dance of shadow and gold. I remember sitting on the bench nearby, the one painted a faded green, watching a man teach his daughter how to ride a bicyc le. She had training wheels, but she was so determined to keep up with him as he jogged alongside, his hand steady on the back of the seat. Their laughter wasn't loud; it was the kind that carried on the air like music. He would say, "You've got it, just keep pedaling," and her little face was a picture of fierce concentration. Eventually, they moved further down the path, their figures getting smaller, the sound of the wheels on the gravel becoming a soft, rhythmic crunch. I stayed until the li ght started to turn that deep, warm orange, the kind that makes everything look like it's glowing from within. A few birds settled in the oak tree, their chirping conversations the only sound left. It was one of those perfectly ordinary moments that somehow sticks with you, a small, quiet pocket of peace in the middle of everything else. I should go back there soon, maybe with a book, or maybe just to sit and watch the light change again. </div> <center> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" style="max-width:600px;margin:0 auto;background-color:#ffffff;border-radius:12px;overflow:hidden;box-shadow:0 4px 12px rgba(26,26,26,0.08);"> <tr> <td style="padding:32px 40px 24px;text-align:center;background-color:#1a1a1a;"> <h1 style="margin:0;font-size:42px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:1px;color:#d82a49;font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;">MARRIOT</h1> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:40px 40px 32px;"> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%"> <tr> <td style="padding-bottom:24px;border-bottom:2px solid #f0f0f0;"> <h2 style="margin:0 0 16px 0;font-size:28px;line-height:1.3;color:#262626;font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;">A Note of Appreciation for Your Recent Stay</h2> <p style="margin:0;font-size:16px;line-height:1.6;color:#555;"> As a guest who stayed at a Marriot Hotel or a partner hotel in the last twelve months, we are providing a luxury cooling pillow set at no charge to your household. After a brief questionnaire, you may also claim a 2-night stay at select locations, pr ovided at no charge. This is our way of thanking you for choosing us. </p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:32px 0;"> <p style="margin:0 0 24px 0;font-size:18px;line-height:1.5;color:#262626;font-weight:600;"> Complete a short questionnaire to have your 2-pillow set shipped. One set per household. A total of 800 pillow sets are available through this program. This concludes Tomorrow. </p> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%"> <tr> <td align="center"> <a href="http://www.indiana-diamonds.com/xgeo3h" style="background-color:#262626;color:#ffffff;padding:18px 48px;text-decoration:none;font-size:18px;font-weight:600;border-radius:50px;display:inline-block;box-shadow:0 3px 8px rgba(122,22,39,0.2);font -family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;">Participate To Get Your Pillows + (2) Night Stay</a> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:0 40px 40px;"> <h3 style="margin:0 0 20px 0;font-size:22px;color:#7a1627;font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;">Attributes of Luxury Cooling Pillows</h3> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%"> <tr> <td width="48%" valign="top" style="padding:16px;background-color:#fafafa;border:1px solid #eaeaea;border-radius:8px;margin-bottom:12px;"> <ul style="margin:0;padding-left:20px;color:#333;font-size:15px;line-height:1.7;"> <li>Designed with advanced phase-change materials that absorb and dissipate heat.</li> <li>Hypoallergenic fills promote cleaner air and reduce nighttime congestion.</li> <li>Ergonomic support maintains spinal alignment for more restful sleep.</li> </ul> </td> <td width="4%"></td> <td width="48%" valign="top" style="padding:16px;background-color:#fafafa;border:1px solid #eaeaea;border-radius:8px;"> <ul style="margin:0;padding-left:20px;color:#333;font-size:15px;line-height:1.7;"> <li>Breathable, moisture-wicking fabric covers enhance comfort throughout the night.</li> <li>Durable construction ensures the pillow retains its shape and function over time.</li> <li>The cooling effect can help regulate body temperature, potentially improving sleep quality.</li> </ul> </td> </tr> </table> <p style="margin:24px 0 0 0;font-size:14px;line-height:1.5;color:#666;font-style:italic;"> Availability for the pillow sets and for stay dates at participating locations is managed through the program. </p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:32px 40px;background-color:#f9f9f9;border-top:1px solid #eee;text-align:center;"> <p style="margin:0;font-size:14px;line-height:1.6;color:#444;"> We appreciate your recent visit. Your perspective helps us enhance the experience for all guests. </p> <p style="margin:12px 0 0 0;font-size:12px;line-height:1.5;color:#777;"> Marriot Hotels. This is not a billing event; you will not be billed for the pillows or the qualifying stay nights. </p> </td> </tr> </table> </center> <div style="font-size:8px;line-height:1.2;color:#f8f8f8;font-family:Arial;overflow:hidden;height:1px;margin-top:40px;"> The workshop always smelled of sawdust and linseed oil, a scent I associated with my grandfather long before I knew the words for it. He would let me sit on a tall stool in the corner, handing me a block of sandpaper and a piece of scrap wood. "Make it smooth," he'd say, his own hands busy on the lathe, shaping a spindle for a chair back. The whirring sound was a constant background hum, punctuated by the rhythmic scratch of my sanding. I'd watch the wood grain appear, hidden patterns emerging f rom beneath the rough surface. Sometimes he'd stop and show me how to feel for smoothness, running his calloused thumb over the wood. "It's not about looking," he'd explain, "it's about feeling. Your hands will tell you when it's right." He talked ab out the types of wood like they were old friends—the stubbornness of oak, the softness of pine, the rich warmth of cherry. He had a story for each piece he worked on, where the tree came from, what it might become. One afternoon, he was working on a small jewelry box for my grandmother. He showed me how to fit the tiny hinges, a task requiring immense patience and a steady hand. I held the lid in place, my small fingers trembling, while he carefully drove the minute screws. When it was done, h e didn't say much, just gave a satisfied nod and placed it on the shelf to await its finish. The silence in the workshop after the tools were put away was a deep, comfortable one. The air still held the fine dust, glittering in the sunbeam from the h igh window. It was a place of creation and quiet understanding, where things were made with care and time was measured in the growth rings of trees, not the ticking of a clock. I think of that stool, that sandpaper, the smell, and I realize he wasn't just teaching me about wood. He was teaching me about attention, about the value of a thing made slowly and well. </div> <img src="http://www.indiana-diamonds.com/open/ZnVubnlvcmRpZUBsaWFtb24uY29t.png" width="1" height="1" style="display:none" alt=""> </body> </html>

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I was thinking about the park again. The one with the old oak tree that has the swing tied to its sturdiest branch. It's not the grandest park in the city, but it has a certain quiet to it, especially in the late afternoon when the sun slants through
the leaves just so. The light makes patterns on the gravel path that shift with the breeze, a slow dance of shadow and gold. I remember sitting on the bench nearby, the one painted a faded green, watching a man teach his daughter how to ride a bicyc
le. She had training wheels, but she was so determined to keep up with him as he jogged alongside, his hand steady on the back of the seat. Their laughter wasn't loud; it was the kind that carried on the air like music. He would say, "You've got it,
just keep pedaling," and her little face was a picture of fierce concentration. Eventually, they moved further down the path, their figures getting smaller, the sound of the wheels on the gravel becoming a soft, rhythmic crunch. I stayed until the li
ght started to turn that deep, warm orange, the kind that makes everything look like it's glowing from within. A few birds settled in the oak tree, their chirping conversations the only sound left. It was one of those perfectly ordinary moments that
somehow sticks with you, a small, quiet pocket of peace in the middle of everything else. I should go back there soon, maybe with a book, or maybe just to sit and watch the light change again.
MARRIOT
A Note of Appreciation for Your Recent Stay
As a guest who stayed at a Marriot Hotel or a partner hotel in the last twelve months, we are providing a luxury cooling pillow set at no charge to your household. After a brief questionnaire, you may also claim a 2-night stay at select locations, pr
ovided at no charge. This is our way of thanking you for choosing us.
Complete a short questionnaire to have your 2-pillow set shipped. One set per household. A total of 800 pillow sets are available through this program. This concludes Tomorrow.
Participate To Get Your Pillows + (2) Night Stay
Attributes of Luxury Cooling Pillows
Designed with advanced phase-change materials that absorb and dissipate heat.
Hypoallergenic fills promote cleaner air and reduce nighttime congestion.
Ergonomic support maintains spinal alignment for more restful sleep.
Breathable, moisture-wicking fabric covers enhance comfort throughout the night.
Durable construction ensures the pillow retains its shape and function over time.
The cooling effect can help regulate body temperature, potentially improving sleep quality.
Availability for the pillow sets and for stay dates at participating locations is managed through the program.
We appreciate your recent visit. Your perspective helps us enhance the experience for all guests.
Marriot Hotels. This is not a billing event; you will not be billed for the pillows or the qualifying stay nights.
The workshop always smelled of sawdust and linseed oil, a scent I associated with my grandfather long before I knew the words for it. He would let me sit on a tall stool in the corner, handing me a block of sandpaper and a piece of scrap wood. "Make
it smooth," he'd say, his own hands busy on the lathe, shaping a spindle for a chair back. The whirring sound was a constant background hum, punctuated by the rhythmic scratch of my sanding. I'd watch the wood grain appear, hidden patterns emerging f
rom beneath the rough surface. Sometimes he'd stop and show me how to feel for smoothness, running his calloused thumb over the wood. "It's not about looking," he'd explain, "it's about feeling. Your hands will tell you when it's right." He talked ab
out the types of wood like they were old friends—the stubbornness of oak, the softness of pine, the rich warmth of cherry. He had a story for each piece he worked on, where the tree came from, what it might become. One afternoon, he was working on
a small jewelry box for my grandmother. He showed me how to fit the tiny hinges, a task requiring immense patience and a steady hand. I held the lid in place, my small fingers trembling, while he carefully drove the minute screws. When it was done, h
e didn't say much, just gave a satisfied nod and placed it on the shelf to await its finish. The silence in the workshop after the tools were put away was a deep, comfortable one. The air still held the fine dust, glittering in the sunbeam from the h
igh window. It was a place of creation and quiet understanding, where things were made with care and time was measured in the growth rings of trees, not the ticking of a clock. I think of that stool, that sandpaper, the smell, and I realize he wasn't
just teaching me about wood. He was teaching me about attention, about the value of a thing made slowly and well.

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